We had to crop the Facebook photo to keep things clean, but here’s Sara C. Blasse, whose story about being carjacked was really a “phallacy.”
NEWSBREAK : Just when it seemed the story couldn’t get any crazier, police say the woman who first told them she was carjacked, then said she was giving the driver oral sex, was lying BOTH times to try and cover up crashing her daddy’s SUV after she and her boyfriend stole a laptop from a parked car . CLICK HERE
Blasse, 23, of Vinela nd, has been charged with filing a false report. She’s also got a broken left arm. She hasn’t identified the driver, and police don’t suspect he was injured. Sara C. Blasse (Facebook photo)
Blasse at first claimed a gunman had thrown her out of her dad’s 2003 Kia Sorrento and drove off after she got lost and stopped to ask him for directions, police in the tiny Camden County town said. The SUV was found smashed into a tree and set ablaze, police said.
Blasse told them she called a friend, and not police, then walked around in a daze. When she tried dialing 911, she said, her cellphone battery died.
Blass e apparently isn’t exactly a brain salad surgeon. She couldn’t explain how her “friend” supposedly found her, even though she couldn’t give a firm location and didn’t have a working phone. She told police her parents then took her to the hospital.
C ounty investigators weren’t swallowing her story, however. Didn’t take long for them to determine she was giving lip service and actually had a “World According to Garp“ moment of auto erotica.
A swab was taken for DNA testing, as were hairs removed from the car’s damaged windshield. Things came to a head once investigators told that to Blase, and a confession of outercourse came pretty quickly, police said. Blasse didn’t identify the recipient, however. At the moment, a full description is a bit premature. He apparently came and went.
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